♥Mar 21, 2009
MARRIAGE IS GOOD RAWR.,♥
Ladies and gentlemen, relatives, cousins, siblings, and more;
You have heard the voice of those who think that the state of singularity in DBNY is, in fact a good thing. However, I am here to tell you that it is
not.
First, let me as a simple question: Apart from Yueling and Dinnie, which of you is unmarried in DBNY? The answer is simple: no one. Why, may we ask, is that so? The answer is simple:
Marriage is good. We recognize this, and consequently, we marry.
So, why is marriage good? Let us examine some concrete examples that will prove to you that marriage is definitely a good thing.
Studies have shown that married men and women are far less likely to die at an age of below 65. Simply put,
marriage makes you live longer. In a study done by Linda J. Waite, professor of sociology at the University of Chicago, it was discovered that out of a group of both married and unmarried individuals, the married men and women were more likely to live over the age of sixty five than unmarried individuals. There are several proposed reasons for this:- Married people, especially people married to ones they love *coughyouloveDBSKrightcough*, show higher levels of happiness than those living alone and piaoing from household to household.
- Married people look out for each other - a wife makes sure her husband doesn't eat too much unhealty food, and a husband protects his wife. (aww.) Consequently, married people tend to lead healthier lifestyles than people who are unmarried and can make all the decisions themselves.
- Married couples tend to be richer (on average) than unmarried people. This is due to the simple reason that married couples tend to pool their money and have more incentive to save as opposed to unmarried people. (hence solving the problem of angbao giving)
Next, let us examine the positive effects marriage has on each partner in the marriage.
The study also showed that unmarried and divorced men (COUGH) tended to show higher rates of alcohol abuse and risky behaviour, such as taking on dangerous sports, driving at extremely high speeds, or simply doing anything that endangers themselves. Now, if DBSK started to take part in these risky behaviours simply because they were unmarried, their reputation would go down the drain and no one would want to buy their CDs anymore. Can we say that our not being married to them is beneficial in any way?
Also, being married in the environment of DBNY is hugely beneficial to us as well. Studies have also shown that marriage helps to combat depression, and what could make us happier than being married to people like MIKKAY? Yes, marriage gives great psychological benefits to the female partner in the marriage, and some of these benefits include a decreased rate of suicide, an increased rate of satisfaction with life and wellbeing, and overall being happier.
Thus, ladies and gentlemen, how can you not accept that marriage is not only beneficial, but almost imperative to having a happy life in DBNY?
And so I say again, ladies and gentlemen, marriage is good.
[okayyy a bigggg truckload of stuff that doesn't make sense :D Ohwell.]
Love,
domdomdom!
DBSK is love @ 12:38:00 PM