♥Mar 20, 2009
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yueling-미다!
posting again whee.
anw this post has a PURPOSE :D
im here to share on this topic: WHY STAYING SINGLE IN DBNY IS GOOD
and dom is gonna do one on why being married is good, gaoge doing why having kids are good, and xinyi on why having TOO many kids are bad
ROFL xD anw all of ur can do one short essay each. and make it hilarious! :D
*oh yeah, u guys can go my blog and see my latest comparison if u haven’t, I believe most of ur saw it alr anw xD
well, back to that essay.
Staying single in DongBangNanYang is very good. First of all, since the rest of dbny are either MARRIED or ATTACHED or having AFFAIR (xD), being the only single one is definitely a refreshing sight. Like, no ‘awww, I love my hubbie’ or ‘omg my boyfriend is so handsome! <3’ will spout from my mouth. And certain un-sentimental people (ahemahem) will enjoy this change very much. (:
Besides the fact of change, staying single produces a lot of self-benefits. For example, as we are Chinese, we celebrate Chinese New Year. And the most beloved tradition is for the married couples to distribute red packets to their children and single relatives, like me. Which means, ($.$) beside dinnie, who is changmin’s current girlfriend, all of you have to give me a red packet each. I should be receiving red packets from xinyi, gaoge, heyao, yulin, xuedi, audrey, dom, huihong, hilary! Plus from any other of xinyi’s kids that are married, audrey’s kid, kimchiwon, and erm, any of my 13 cousins that are married. the total number of red packets add up to 11, plus some from xinyi’s kids, and my cousins. I could possibly get 20 red packets. If each packet contains $10, I could receive, um, $200! :D whee comic connection here I come! ^^
Talking about Chinese New Year, it would mean more places to visit, plus more fooooooooooood, to eat. I know it sounds like I’m a glutton, but ah well, no one is perfect xP. I will burn the fats off when exercising with you relatives, especially my triplet and cousins! :D
Third reason why being single is a good thing, you are free to do what you like! No spouse constantly worrying over you, no 20+ children to worry over, no nothing! You can be free! You can even be gay! And for gaoge’s mental well-being, let me state that being GAY does not necessarily mean what gaoge is thinking of right now, it also means FOLICKSOME, HAPPY, CAREFREE. If gaoge---my bro, bro-in-law and greataunt insists on the sick side, lets just conclude she’s telling old-wives-tales and ignore her disgusting comments! (HAHA)
Another way of looking at it would be that wow, if you all live separately, I will never have to waste money buying a house as there will be so many living conditions to choose from! ^^ I mean, not all 25 of my grandma’s kids can be married right, and the un-married ones will live with grandma and pa, so there’ll be lots of room! :D whoopee. But of course, some of my relatives might not be fit to live with as some of them suffer from a very very
sickly disease, and it would be best for me not to live with them, for fear that I may catch the disease too. So, I conclude that the only suitable living conditions will be with Hilary my partner, or one of my longlost triplets Junsu, or with any of my 13 cousins.
Now folks, with my very convincing essay, I’m sure no other points are needed. It is obvious that I have proved my point---staying single in dbny is a good thing! Thank You.
-back to informal mode-
wahahaha. fine. this essay is not funny. but still, hope you enjoy reading this! Its abt, erm, 520 words? yeah, long enough for geog sia man… oh and speaking of doing this in history essay format, reminds me that I have to complete my history sia. help partner, I really dunno how to do that man. comparing this essay to the sia, this is really chicken feet. ><
rawr I shall post this in purple, cos purple is my fav colour now, cos im gayyyyy xD and I have alr explained what is gay, so plsplsplspls ignore gaoge I beg u. gosh her level of sickness really amazes me, its way off the charts!
counting on you family members to post more and keep this blog lively! :D
oh yeah forgot to add. no offence in that essay above to anyone, haha I like to be sarcastic at times you know, no offence whatsoever.
and erm, I accidentally played Kiss The Baby Sky ytd during tuition. like omfg, damn paiseh. and dom will be pleased to hear that I played it in one of the parts where micky was talking in English. ‘how ya guys been so far? you guys with me?’ yep that part. in Chinese tuition! wow O_O
hmm that's all for now I guess. cont posting peeps! :D DBNY RULES! <333333333333333333333333333333333333
yueling aka single gay survivor in dbny!
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